officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni 
mosquii:

hey could you pass me one of those snoods

meladoodle:

my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

(via tomatosoup94)

The anonymity I know

moot:

Yesterday Sam Altman published a short post containing his thoughts on Secret, and also anonymity in general—namely that it breeds meanness, and that anonymous social networks are destined to decay and grow worse over time.

I strongly disagree. What I’ve observed is the opposite—that…

By Chris Poole, “Moot”

nevver:

Happy Jar

spockward:

coolscar:

egberts:

imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas

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dogapult:

the pact has been made.

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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X ACT LEE

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pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(Source: kanbaewest, via nicoosuxx)

timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via thefaultinourstairs)